I swear to God when i get rich i am going to

thewaterwillcome:

nellieblystunad:

hire someone to play the harp all the time. Like legit all fuckin day just playing awesome harp songs. That would be so awesome. He would play them to fit the mood too. Fine he can also get a violin partner. This needs to happen.

I already have this, it’s great. When I wake in the morning and throw open the french doors doors of my villa I am greeted by the soft sounds of birds chirping and beautiful harp melodies, and the tedious groans of inconsequential workmen doing my biding. I pay them all in American dollars, I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s not real money. 

‘I pay them all in American dollars, I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s not real money.’ 

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   ‘I pay them all in American dollars, I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s not real money.’

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   what is this i can’t

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    I needed this response on my blog.

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    I already have this, its great. When I wake in...morning and throw open

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